Rebuild the shore!!!!

  If you've watched the news, you know that the boardwalk in Jersey is nothing but a pile of rubble right now.  I feel for the business owners who have been impacted by this tragedy but maybe the fire in Jersey was biblical in nature.  Maybe the fates or whatever wanted to purge the land that served as the back drop for that IQ sucking exercise known as Jersey Shore.  My question is this. You saw Sean Penn and Brad Pitt flying down during the Katrina disaster and what not.  So where are the kids from the Jersey shore when their Guido homeland needs them the most?  Heck, isn't Springsteen from Jersey?  Where is he at?  I say, he and Snooki and every tanned Guido should be shifting through the rubble and assisting in the rebuilding effort.  America needs its home of bare chested Guido's starting fights on the boardwalk.  Where will the next Jersey Shore hopefuls learn the values of GTF if the boardwalk in Jersey remains a Terninatoresque pile of smoldering rubble?
  Forgot Syria Mister Obama, the Jersey shore needs your support.  Forgot the masses who were bombarded with nerve gas, Jersey needs your guiding hand.  We need that Obama charm and we need Springsteen to sing about the night that the Boardwalk turned to rubble.  Keep it non Parisian Bruce, Dubya had nothing to do with this calamity.

  Wouldn't it be great entertainment to see little Snooki and J Wow or whatever the hell her name is doing half ass work trying to rebuild the boardwalk.  I can see Ron and Sammi throwing charred pieces of plywood at one another as they fight over some guy Sammi texted before the tragic fire in their homeland.  I can see the Situation standing guard for enemy grenades while someone goes to confessional and bitches about what little work he's doing to help rebuild the Mothership.   I know you're feeling me on this MTV.

  We can have Springsteen and other Jersey based celebs manning the phone lines in the fight to rebuild the boardwalk.  There will be shots of some poor disenfranchised T shirt shop owner and the sound of a sad movie soundtrack as he talks about all the shirts he never got to sell.  And then Kayne will but in and tell the world that Jersey doesn't care about black people.  Call Fema, call the National Guard, call a Carpenter.  We rebuilt the towers, now we must rebuild the boardwalk. Guido tested, Guido strong, the boardwalk must be rebuilt!!!!