Tiger, Arnold, and the ravings of a cynical bachelor.

  Let me ask you something, mister and misses America.  Do you really need Doctor Drew 

to put Arnold Schwarzenegger's infidelity in perspective for you?  All day, HLN news has 

been teasing a very special edition of the Doctor Drew show.  Apparently, it's special 

because the good doctor thinks that America is either to dumb or to indifferent to

truly understand what the Schwarzenegger scandal truly means to us common folks. 

Allow me to save you good people time waiting for the king of celebrity rehab to 

enlighten you.  Men....well.... we cheat.  PEOPLE.... cheat.  It doesn't matter if you're
rich or poor, black or white, brown or green, celebrity or moral; everyone strays at 

some point in time.  There are no perfect human beings in this life.  Oh, but I hear the 

outcry that Arnold is a role model and that he should act accordingly.  Bah.  He's a 

muscle bound marketing machine who is richer than creation.  The question I ask is this?  

What is with this newfound honesty from males celeb when they get caught cheating?  

Tiger Woods was home free.  I mean, his wife was still steamed about his INITIAL affair 

but she was willing to meet him halfway.  And then.... Tiger decided to tell her about the 

other 17 ho bags that he had fornicated with.  Total cost for old Tigers honesty?  

Public humiliation, a scorned wife, and a check for 200 million bucks.  

God knows what Arnold will have to pay for HIS discretions in the end.  Here's 

my pledge to all males celebs who cheat.  ZIP IT.  Cut the check in private and then 

get ready to take the old frying pan from the lover or the wife you stepped out on.  

Didn't any of these male celebs learn anything from the great Michael Jordan?  

Jordan was the king of extra martial fornication.  Do you see him stinking it up 

on a golf course or living in a hotel like Arnold is?  No, because he didn't make

a bad situation worse by pretending that his wife was a priest and that he was

in confessional.  Tiger was friends with M Jeff and he learned nothing about how to 

successfully carry out an extramarital affair.   That's like Luke taking lessons from 

Yoda and still not being able to defeat the dark side.  Men, let's do this.  Let's 

NOT get married.  And yah, Sheen, I'm talking to you especially.  If you have 

a wandering eye and a penchant for blow and a craving for illicit sex with adult 

film stars, you should NOT get married.  Even if you don't have all of Sheen's 

vices, don't do it fellas.  And if you're going to do and you slip up and 

you let you know who do your thinking for you....... S-I-L-E-N-C-E.  Pack

a bag, duck those flying objects, and then consult a good divorce attorney.

Remember fellas........ What would M Jeff do?