It was bad enough when the Londonites were making completely fools of
themselves when Wills and Kate got married. I told them to go home and now
I'm telling all of the Oprahites who don't have to tickets to see Queen Jesus at
the United Center.... G-O- H-O-M-E. You're blocking traffic and taking up
sidewalk space. G-O H-O-M-E. This isn't Woodstock, it's not a cultural event.
Oprah is a bored business woman leaving her own self absorbed talk show to run an
equal self absorbed television network that she named after herself. My goodness,
when did we become a nation of mindless lemmings? When did we all start quivering
at the sight of a celebrtity like Oprah? Now look, all you people without tickets to Oprah's
bash, I want you to listen to me. You're not getting in to the UC without a ticket.
Oprah is NOT going to come out and make tickets appear like David Copperfield.
You're going to stand there like lemmings and then security will tell you to go away.
This being Chicago, you'll probably end up in the paddy wagon before you can
get the first word of resistance past your lips. And please, all of you Oprahites
without tickets. Leave Will Smith alone and leave Tom Hanks alone. They can't
magically make your life better by getting Oprah to let you inside the mutual
admiration fest. G-O H-O-M-E. Get on the 20 Madison bus, take it
to the train. Do it, don't look back. Have some dignity for god sake.
Get in your cars if you drove. Drive away and don't look back. I'm
not saying this as a Oprah hater my little Oprahites, I'm saying
this a friend.
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