The Tea Party Has Gone Mad

    So I'm doing the whole social thing on Facebook when I see a link from one of
my FB pals.  Apparently, one of the political parties wants to remove incidents
of genocide and slavery from the history books so as not to offend the founding
fathers.  Quick quiz.  Who is responsible for this genius idea?  Is it the Democrats?
Is it the Republicans?  Neither.  I know, my first reaction was that the liberals had
gone off of their meds again.  I half expected to see Al Gore and Sheryl Crow
burning copies of Uncle Tom's Cabin in effigy.  Alas, it's not the liberals who
have lost their mind.  No, it's the bleepin Tea Party.  Yes, the very same
off shoot of the Conservative movement that was supposed to be
the alternative to Liberalism.  I wonder, did the Liberals storm the gates
and hijack the message of  The Tea Party?  Folks, this is how liberals think.
When something bothers  you, over react.  It's the liberal way.
Or perhaps, the friggin tea party has just lost its bleepin mind.
Hopefully, this is just a case of political  psychosis and or delusion that will
soon pass.  I have news for the Tea Party.  If you boys and girls start thinking like
liberals, you won't win political seats at the clip that you've been winning them.
In politics, liberal psychosis often leads to blue states turning red.  I don't care if you omit
it from a text book, slavery existed.  And if slavery DIDN'T exist......
then someone better tell the Tea Party to come up with a better explanation for
the Civil War.  I guess The Tea Party will have the Civil War omitted from
the history  books too.  According to these lunatics, our founding fathers
are being  besmirched by the facts.  I hate to break it to the Tea Party but yes,
our founding fathers owned slaves.  And yes, our founding
fathers virtually swindled the Indians when it came to the so called
discovery of  America.  We got prime real estate and the poor Indians got
syphilis from old Christopher Columbus.  As comic Eddie Griffin so aptly said
"How the F*** You Gonna Discover Somethin That Wasn't
Yours To Begin With."  This madness has to be checked and quickly.
God knows what The Tea Party will want to rewrite next.  Perhaps they'll have
The Lincoln Assassination  omitted so as not to besmirch  John Wilkes Boothe.
What's next, they change JFK'S fatal  head shot to a flesh wound so as not to
besmirch Jackie O and the entire Kennedy clan?  What's next, they rip the Holocaust
out of the history books because it besmirches the German People?
I know, let's just say Hitler was a good guy who simply had anger
management issues.