What do I call you? Is it Mr Diesel or is it Vin..... Great, Vin it is. Now.... Vin..... I want
to talk to you about this statement you made about your Fast and Furious film franchise.
You said that those films and films of that ilk deserve Oscar consideration.
Now.... Vin..... you have to stop all of that talk, before Hollywood gets any crazy ideas.
Next thing you know, some radical on the Academy panel will be casting write in votes
for films like Priest and Resident Evil. Now I know that you're proud of your
F&F franchise Vin but you're courting anarchy here. As a film fan, I can't have
a cinematic gem like The Kings Speech mingling with a film like Fast Five in the best
picture category. It'll be anarchy, it'll be against the rules. It'll go against the basic
laws of not only the Oscar itself but the entire cinematic caste system.
As Cosmo Kramer one said, "without order, there's chaos."
To also quote the great George Costanza..... "Worlds will collide." Don't mis
understand Vin, I like the F&F franchise. Lots of good looking women and fast cars
and good looking women....... Now look Vin, I want you to take a little time
before you start production on F&F six and I want you to forget
about all of this Oscar sillyness. Believe me, it's for the best.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Mr Film
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