Sexuality in a can....

   I'm curious about something, ladies and germs.  When did modern sexuality become something skin to a big old neon sign.  I'm talking about Miley Cyrus and her twerking number at the VMA'S.  Here's the thing.  In my view, the purest form of sexuality is well.... pure.  Miley honey, no disrespect, but if you have to grind on someone in the name of public spectacle and announce to the world that you're a sexy gal..... odds are, you're not.  I guess it's all about the times we live in.  We're an automated society of blinking lights and various bells and whistles.  So I guess that's it's no surprise that a female pop tart in the public eye feels the need to announce her sexuality to the world with the same impact as a sledgehammer.  Didn't we go through this with Christina Aguilera at some point?   I felt the same way about her about her public displays of look at me sexuality when she was running around cooing about her bedroom antics.  To me, getting drunk and showing your nether region to the paparazzi after a night of clubbing isn't sexy.  Sorry, it just isn't and that's the way I roll on this issue.  I know that that was Britney Spears, thank you.  Britney is no stranger to manufactured sexuality in her own right, but that's beside the point.  Being sexy isn't about showing the public your who ha or spewing sexual innuendo like some hormone crazed Lolita.   I guess what I'm saying is, I want something in this god forsaken era to be pure and spontaneous.  There has to be one starlet or actress who doesn't come on as strong as some cheese ball wearing high karate and a cheap suit from the Studio 54 era.  That's what Miley Cyrus is.  She's the high karate of sexuality, she's the oblivious sex pot who isn't sexy.  She's Brian Fontana running around the newsroom wearing Sex Panther.  And now that I say that, it would be a bad idea to hose old Miley down and break down the finer points of sexuality to her.  If you've seen her twerking number at the VMA'S, it's obvious that Miley flunked the course in sexuality 101.  Miley, Christina, Britney, let me break it down for ya.  Being sexy isn't about running around in your underwear or showing off your boobs or purring on auto tune about what you desire sexually.  The sexiest women on this planet are the most natural of creatures.  The beauty of sexuality is when it's organic and not staged.  Give me a beautiful woman who can exude sexuality without wearing a sign and I'm happy man.  I know I'm aiming high but I refuse to believe that twerking and cooing are all that the modern woman has to offer.