Confessions of a ranting disillusioned liberal

It's been a long week so with you're permission, I'm going to rant.  I want to know why my fellow Americans continue to run afoul of the law in third world countries and then complain when they are denied basic legal due process.  Ladies and germs, you don't have to be guilty of ANYTHING in a third world country.  Or haven't my fellow international law breakers seen the Alan Parker classic "Mid night Express."  Please, guys and gals, don't wander into foreign territory you don't belong in and don't smuggle drugs or try to take down a dictatorship in a place where the constitution is written in pencil.  If it's not some dope hiking into a forbidden zone in China or the Middle East, then it's some dope trying to change the world in a place run by a zealot whose business card says "I run the country, now shut up or I'll kill you."  I wanna know what the hell is wrong with Amanda Bynes and I wanna know why everyone thinks that bankrupting every athlete who uses performance enhancing drugs is some kind of moral panacea.  Don't the feds have better things to do than to make sure Lance Armstrong pays for his sins by being forced to live in a box without any form of income.  I wanna know when I'll be able to turn on the news without some health advocate telling me that I can't eat what I want because eating what I want will set a bad example for a future generation of youngsters that I could give a rat's ass about.  I want to know who in their right mind would develop a business concept in which someone hands you a frozen hunk of pizza dough for you to take home and cook yourself.  Why oh why would anyone invest capital in a storefront to sell frozen pizza dough?  What's the point?  So what's next in the evolution of dining out?  Will McDomalds start serving frozen big macs and quarter pounders that I have to cook myself?  What's next?  I go to a cinema and I have to write and direct and cast and produce the film myself?   Resist Tyranny!!! Toot!!! Toot!!!